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   messageicon If you watch Scarface backwards, it's about a man who gives up cocaine and crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so he can visit Cuba.
←Rate | 11-03-2010 14:07 by Kobrah Comments (0)  


   messageicon Genius - The ability to produce fantastic amounts of equally fantastic bullsh*t that all makes perfect sense
←Rate | 10-27-2010 22:46 by kobrah Comments (0)  


   messageicon A woman's work is never done. Which is probably why they don't make as much.
←Rate | 09-30-2010 23:36 by Kobrah Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite sexual position: The Chilean miner. That's where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas.
←Rate | 09-14-2010 14:25 by Kobrah Comments (0)  


   messageicon girls are like square roots. If they're under 15 you just do them in your head
←Rate | 09-04-2010 16:27 by Kobrah Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are like refrigerators; cold on the inside, you always want to put your meat in them, and they all belong in the kitchen.
←Rate | 07-10-2010 14:11 by Kobrah Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm still looking for a girl that can get aroused by the sound of a hard drive spinning down
←Rate | 04-05-2010 21:32 by kobrah Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't think I'm better than others, it just so happens that so far, statistically, I am
←Rate | 04-05-2010 21:30 by kobrah Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know, i've only ever been wrong once in my life, and that's when I thought I was wrong but was actually right.
←Rate | 03-01-2010 11:20 by Kobrah Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to find a woman but then has a beer and a nap and it makes everything right again
←Rate | 03-01-2010 11:17 by Kobrah Comments (0)  



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