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   messageicon Everyone knows that one "special" person who's so well rounded they're pointless"
←Rate | 10-30-2018 22:12 by Jacob Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know you're relationship is in trouble when you realize you care more about your dog than your significant other.
←Rate | 10-29-2018 22:40 by Jacob Comments (0)  

   messageicon staring at goats.
←Rate | 10-04-2010 17:38 by Jacob Comments (0)  

   messageicon a four time olympic gold medal winner, and a compulsive liar
←Rate | 10-18-2009 13:15 by Jacob Comments (0)  

   messageicon trying to decide whether Scooby Snacks or a can of Popeye's spinach would help more in a fight
←Rate | 10-18-2009 13:04 by Jacob Comments (0)  

   messageicon not an actor on TV but is one in real life.
←Rate | 08-07-2009 02:33 by Jacob Comments (0)  

   messageicon been brought to you today by the letters B and M, and by the number 2.
←Rate | 05-05-2009 12:44 by Jacob | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper
←Rate | 11-09-2007 17:54 by Jacob Comments (21)  


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