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   messageicon Does screaming at my son in Chuck E. Cheese because he won't share his game tokens with me make me an evil person? Just kidding... I have no clue whose kid this is.
←Rate | 04-06-2014 12:48 by ImSoFunny Comments (0)  


   messageicon You’re the shampoo in the eyes of my life.
←Rate | 04-04-2014 12:35 by ImSoFunny Comments (0)  


   messageicon All women want is to have a relationship with an intelligent man. The only problem is, intelligent men don’t get into relationships.
←Rate | 04-04-2014 12:29 by ImSoFunny Comments (1)  


   messageicon I named my dìck truth, because bìtchès can't handle it.
←Rate | 03-29-2014 11:29 by ImSoFunny Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't be ugly and play hard to get... You're already hard to want.
←Rate | 03-29-2014 11:14 by ImSoFunny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Change your wifi password to blowmefirst, then wait for someone to ask for your wifi password.
←Rate | 03-26-2014 10:25 by ImSoFunny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boobs are like model trains. They were originally for children but grown men always want to play with them.
←Rate | 02-23-2014 15:35 by ImSoFunny Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your boyfriend can't bench press you then you have a girlfriend.
←Rate | 02-21-2014 18:19 by ImSoFunny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl you should sell hot dogs, because you know how to make a wiener stand.
←Rate | 02-21-2014 08:45 by ImSoFunny Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his junk and throws it at the female octopus so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows new junk. If that isn't the most epic way to tell someone to go $*&# themselves I don't know what is.
←Rate | 02-13-2014 19:33 by ImSoFunny Comments (0)  



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