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   messageicon My neighbor was banging on my door at 3 a.m.! Can you believe that? 3 a.m.! Luckily, I was still up playing my drums....
←Rate | 03-25-2014 00:21 by Grifter Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you water an apple tree with apple juice, is it forced cannibalism...?
←Rate | 12-28-2013 19:56 by Grifter Comments (1)  


   messageicon There are very, very few things it's ok to say to someone at the next urinal. "You must take vitamins", is not one of them....
←Rate | 12-06-2011 11:09 by Grifter Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you dial somebody on a Google phone, is there an "I'm Feeling Lucky" button? That would be great for single people....
←Rate | 12-06-2011 11:08 by Grifter Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes just for laughs, I slip condoms into the carts of little old ladies at the grocery store and then watch for the checker's reaction....
←Rate | 12-06-2011 11:05 by Grifter Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish I could commute to work by roller-coaster....
←Rate | 08-15-2011 10:22 by Grifter Comments (0)  


   messageicon as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar....
←Rate | 08-10-2011 17:05 by Grifter Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you ever looked at someone and said to yourself, "Life would be so much better if their mom had just swallowed"?
←Rate | 03-15-2011 09:11 by Grifter Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wouldn't it be great if Ctrl+Alt+Del worked on stupid people?
←Rate | 03-04-2011 08:57 by Grifter Comments (0)  


   messageicon It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol....
←Rate | 03-03-2011 08:48 by Grifter Comments (0)  



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