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   messageicon the dentist says I need a crown. I'm like "I know, right? "
←Rate | 11-09-2018 04:27 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon before you know it, Amazon workers will be making Prime money
←Rate | 10-02-2018 20:18 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon look on the bright side...Bill Cosby is gonna get a lot of Jell-o
←Rate | 09-26-2018 08:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't have any Emmys but I Have 2 Grammys ....they're both dead
←Rate | 09-18-2018 07:49 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I already have a "fear" book...my old yearbook
←Rate | 09-12-2018 03:16 by Eddy Comments (1)  


   messageicon when a friend messages you a GIF image for your birthday, is that a birthday GIFt ?
←Rate | 08-27-2018 21:37 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where do I sign up for the Space Force? I've heard "not if you were the last guy on Earth" so space is still hopeful
←Rate | 08-12-2018 23:31 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when 1 of my lenses fall out, I like to think of the glasses as half full
←Rate | 08-11-2018 19:46 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon what did the California politician say to the restaurant manager ? this is the last straw
←Rate | 08-01-2018 23:15 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if prison is "behind bars" , why don't people cal l the warden the "bar tender" ?
←Rate | 07-31-2018 12:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon what do you call it when a mom orders combo #5? ...mombo number 5 (now you're singing it)
←Rate | 07-14-2018 22:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if the "space force" ever drops a dirty bomb on Uranus, they better call it "operation taco bell"
←Rate | 06-21-2018 23:41 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon this new "space force" we're going to have....will basic training include making the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
←Rate | 06-20-2018 03:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone is talking about the royal wedding but life isn't a game of thrones
←Rate | 05-18-2018 20:46 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon remember moms, if you smell burnt toast you're not having a stroke...its the kids trying to make breakfast
←Rate | 05-12-2018 20:32 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon giving the recent plane accident, I bet now Mitt Romney realizes why the plane windows stay closed
←Rate | 04-23-2018 06:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon a married man has 2 options in an argument...he can be right or he can be happy
←Rate | 04-17-2018 13:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "don't put all your eggs in one basket" .....good thing we use store bags
←Rate | 03-31-2018 23:45 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I put the Nicoderm patch on my exhaust pipe & it still smokes. I don't think those work as good as they claim
←Rate | 03-15-2018 08:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon pi day & hump day....it must be "Jason Biggs day"
←Rate | 03-14-2018 08:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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