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   messageicon My life hasn't been the same since McDonald's removed the HI-C orange drink from their stores!!
←Rate | 06-06-2020 20:20 by Corey Comments (0)  


   messageicon never really understood why Clark Griswold lusted after Christie Brinkley, when he had a smoking hot wife like Beverly D'Angelo!!
←Rate | 04-12-2014 19:58 by Corey Comments (0)  


   messageicon ran my first 5k today...finally I said, "Lady, take your purse!!"
←Rate | 11-10-2013 12:31 by Corey Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it's great that my truck will tell me when I have low air pressure in one of my tires...nut it would be even better if it told me WHICH freaking tire needed the air!!
←Rate | 03-21-2013 19:14 by Corey Comments (1)  


   messageicon thinks whoever said, "All men are created equal", obviously has never been to a nude beach!!
←Rate | 08-27-2011 10:03 by COREY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Florida, if you need an Ark, I Noah guy!!
←Rate | 08-23-2011 19:49 by Corey Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering how much you would do for a klondike bar.
←Rate | 02-23-2011 19:30 by Corey Comments (0)  


   messageicon a firm believer that drinking beer makes you you smarter...I mean, it did make Bud weiser!!
←Rate | 06-27-2010 15:52 by COREY Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if Sugar Daddies get anything for Father's Day?
←Rate | 06-21-2010 00:13 by COREY Comments (1)  


   messageicon used to sing like Justin Bieber...then I turned 4!!
←Rate | 06-05-2010 13:46 by COREY Comments (1)  



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