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   messageicon Pete Buttigieg couldn't run a go cart track, at Buster Green's Fun Park and Bait Shop.
←Rate | 01-11-2023 17:31 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rapper "Pop Smoke" has died. Please respect my privacy at this time, while I try to figure out who the heck he was.
←Rate | 02-20-2020 19:43 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon For National Dog Day, I told my neighbor's dog to get out of my yard. It's National Dog Day, not take a dump in your neighbors yard day.
←Rate | 08-26-2018 22:45 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon When sone one yawns , do deaf people think they're screaming
←Rate | 09-29-2017 14:40 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even to this day, I still can't remember that time I had amnesia.
←Rate | 07-26-2017 21:19 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're a welder than knows how to lay pipe, you're about to get RICH , !!!!!!
←Rate | 01-24-2017 18:50 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hear they are running a special on Harambe and noodles at the local Cincinnati China Dragon!
←Rate | 05-31-2016 18:03 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon The " I got your nose game" is to be played with children! Try it on your pharmacist or the cashier at Target and they will call security!
←Rate | 07-26-2014 13:42 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Nancy Pelosi gets one more facelift , she's going to have to start brushing her teeth with Vagasil .
←Rate | 05-15-2014 19:33 by BigToe Comments (0)  


   messageicon The restraining order doesn't mean we can't hangout. It just says I can't get within 50 ft of you. So you wanna play catch or frisbee or something?
←Rate | 12-24-2013 19:22 by BigToe Comments (2)  



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