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   messageicon I would totally vote for Herman Cain but only if he introduces himself at the next debate by singing, "Here I am!! Rock you like a Herman Cain!! "
←Rate | 10-19-2011 19:18 by @williamhale1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would totally vote for Herman Cain but only if he introduces himself at the next debate by singing... ♪♪ Here I am!! Rock you like a Herman Cain!! ♪♪
←Rate | 09-16-2011 15:39 by @williamhale1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Sarah Palin could see Russia from on top of Glen Rice.
←Rate | 09-14-2011 22:31 by @williamhale1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm about to head to the bar and pretend to be blind so women will let me touch their faces.... good times...
←Rate | 08-26-2011 15:35 by @williamhale1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's now being reported that two earthquakes hit the New Jersey area. In other words, Snooki fell twice.
←Rate | 08-23-2011 20:44 by @williamhale1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Scotland Yard is at a loss at how to stop rioters from coordinating looting via Blackberry. If only they knew someone who could hack phones.
←Rate | 08-09-2011 11:35 by @williamhale1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't wait to see whatever movie they're filming in London right now. Looks bad ass.
←Rate | 08-09-2011 01:36 by @williamhale1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not considered a "mood" if you're always in it. At that point, it's just YOU being a D-BAG!
←Rate | 08-02-2011 16:01 by @williamhale1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you really have "haters" or are people just telling the truth and you're actually just an a$$hole? Check into that for us. .
←Rate | 08-02-2011 15:59 by @williamhale1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest dammit! KNEES TO CHEST!
←Rate | 08-02-2011 10:15 by @williamhale1 Comments (0)  



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