@kisstopher707 Funny Status Messages

   Anyone who says you added too much cheese is an undercover cop.

   have you ever quit alcohol to save money then realised that alcohol money cannot be saved because if you're not drinking it, it doesn't exist?

   Hold my jean jacket. Someone just insulted Savage Garden.

   The forest was shrinking yet trees kept voting for the AXE because its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.

   You should be allowed to pet a dog without having to say a word to the owner.

   finishing the toilet paper roll and not replacing it should be considered as domestic terrorism.

   A safe word, but for when you can’t listen to another boring story.

   Do you know what I hate worse than people? Groups of people.