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   messageicon there's no "I" in gang bang
←Rate | 06-23-2010 08:33 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon i suppose those highway signs that read "Speed enforced by aircraft" has a more serious meaning in Iraq.
←Rate | 07-15-2010 17:13 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon couldn't use my Shakeweight today... it had a headache
←Rate | 07-15-2010 19:52 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating fiber and smoking weed.... just for sh*ts and giggles
←Rate | 07-15-2010 19:58 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now over to world news: Good evening, the UN declared that they will be sending relief aid to Haiti in hopes that the victims of the...Oh..hang on.. this just coming in on the news wire..Lindsay Lohan was taken into custody today for probation violation..
←Rate | 07-20-2010 17:51 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon dear science, thanks for all your contributions lately, but is there a chance we can get some windshield wiper fluid infused birds anytime soon? Thanks:)
←Rate | 07-22-2010 13:10 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon if my plunger could talk... i'd offer it a mint
←Rate | 07-23-2010 19:14 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon if the farmer is in the dell, who's tending the farm?
←Rate | 07-26-2010 19:33 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon New Year's eve practice tonight
←Rate | 07-30-2010 16:22 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon in the frozen food section at Sam's looking for horny milfs with erect nipples
←Rate | 08-05-2010 20:45 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon decided to go barefoot, because i'm always thinking outside the socks
←Rate | 08-12-2010 16:34 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon not sure what makes you such an asshole.. but it's REALLY working. ☞ CLICK HERE - for a more friendly version of this status.
←Rate | 08-16-2010 16:46 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Zipper vs. Penis .... Who ya got??
←Rate | 08-19-2010 11:05 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon File: Save as, Porn 1 'File name already exists' - Porn 2 'File name already exists' - Porn 3 'File name already exists' fuljaek';*+atxre£ 'File saved'
←Rate | 08-27-2010 14:26 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing punch buggy with your mother
←Rate | 08-29-2010 19:39 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon bit another finger trying to eat way too many french fries at once
←Rate | 09-09-2010 02:01 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon waking up next to Julie Chen with no make-up makes me want to saw me penis off with a rusty car key
←Rate | 09-11-2010 00:57 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon dear biology, can I get an extended warranty on my penis?
←Rate | 09-28-2010 15:34 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon the chick on my GPS told me she wants to see other cars
←Rate | 10-04-2010 15:28 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon the guy at subway put the potato chips on my sandwich without me even asking. either he's stoned or he knows that I am
←Rate | 10-07-2010 12:55 by levon Comments (1)  



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