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   messageicon VOTE FOR PEDRO
←Rate | 11-06-2012 10:35 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our business says Merry Christmas!
←Rate | 12-18-2012 13:59 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember 2012 like it was yesterday
←Rate | 01-01-2013 09:13 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon FarmersOnly.com. Now there's an alternative to Ancestry.com to meet your cousin
←Rate | 01-18-2013 23:32 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't always poop in a bag but when I do I prefer Carnival!
←Rate | 02-17-2013 20:59 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are we sure about this George Jones news? He may just be playing possum.
←Rate | 04-26-2013 13:41 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Perhaps Bieber wouldn't need to vandalize walls with graffiti if the restaurants that he goes to would offer him a coloring menu with crayons
←Rate | 11-17-2013 11:54 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm glad that Christmas is over so I don't have to see that no talent ass clown who became famous and started winning Grammys on Honda commercials anymore!
←Rate | 12-26-2013 23:57 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears just signed a "No Super Bowl for seven more years" contract today
←Rate | 01-02-2014 18:14 by cpaman Comments (1)  


   messageicon After Colorado legalized marijuana, Peyton Manning bought 20 Papa John's stores in Colorado. If this football thing doesn't work out, I say he's got a bright future in finance
←Rate | 01-03-2014 16:05 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon This game is making me hungry for Omaha steaks
←Rate | 01-19-2014 17:29 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Weed Bowl is On!
←Rate | 01-19-2014 22:20 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon @cpaman1981: Easter is on April 20th this year or as in the folks in Colorado and Washington call it, Sunday
←Rate | 02-20-2014 20:49 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bing Bing Harro prease!
←Rate | 02-23-2014 13:56 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mardi Gras reminds me how much inflation changes things. Beads used to buy you the island of Manhattan, now you only get two coconuts
←Rate | 03-04-2014 09:01 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon After watching for over fifteen minutes, I don't think that RuPaul's Drag Race has anything to do with automobiles
←Rate | 03-13-2014 23:38 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it's fat, drunk, and slow, it must be Chicago
←Rate | 03-25-2014 23:38 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I missed it. How did Sarah Jessica Parker do in yesterday's Kentucky Derby?
←Rate | 05-04-2014 15:07 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Community cancelled. Well it shouldn't take five plus years to get a two year degree anyways. Smart move NBC!
←Rate | 05-09-2014 17:19 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon LeBron James just got a new endorsement deal with Midol
←Rate | 06-08-2014 09:54 by cpaman Comments (0)  


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