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wonders who is good at following directions. everyone press ALT + F4
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03-05-2010 20:55 by
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dear mosquitoes, ur not welcomed here just because the ligt's on...this isn't Motel 6
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06-22-2010 18:11 by
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Aibohphobia -- fear of palindromes (ironically it is a palindrome)
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06-29-2010 10:20 by
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facebook...u can poke another man's woman & he wont get mad about it
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07-07-2010 01:17 by
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wants an asian monkey just so I can name it "who flung pu"
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07-07-2010 01:37 by
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gravity is every blnode's enemy
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07-25-2010 02:05 by
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wonders why all the old people talk about how far they walked to school back in the day...didnt anyone live close to the school back then
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07-27-2010 20:05 by
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men's prison is a lot like facebook...if someone really likes you, they'll poke you a lot
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08-03-2010 20:03 by
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all these pokes I'm getting am I supposed to sound like the pillsbury doughboy
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08-14-2010 01:43 by
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why is there a diet version of everything good except chocolate? hmm...where does Hershey's keep their "suggestion box"?
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08-31-2010 22:53 by
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Why are some parents hypocritical..."don't lie to me or I'll tell SAnta on you"
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09-21-2010 02:55 by
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time for all the bloodsuckers to come out again...not Halloween...election time
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10-27-2010 21:41 by
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Beginning to think that Al Gore is lying about global warming
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12-14-2010 02:21 by
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friends are like boobs...some are real, some are fake...sometimes its hard to tell the real ones from the fake ones
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12-22-2010 01:00 by
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as much a chance with the ladies as a bird does flying safely through Arkansas
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01-05-2011 19:52 by
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doc told me to walk around the block everyday. I'm gonna set a lego in the floor & be back in 5 seconds
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01-12-2011 00:55 by
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later on this week I go to the doctor & see my arch enemy again...the scale
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01-19-2011 12:25 by
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90% awesome (i know its not 100% but I have more awesomeness than Taco Bell has beef)
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01-28-2011 20:20 by
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ever notice that on a phone the word "mom" is 666?
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01-30-2011 19:05 by
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like a good neighbor state farm is there....with the winning lotto numbers
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