@daddybullfrog1 Funny Status Messages

   Life is like an iPhone, it's only as fun as the apps you have downloaded!!!!

   Just realized how sad it is when people watch reality tv rather than going out and having a reality!

   Just got my Sketcher shape-ups now I'm gonna get in shape without ever going to the gym

   Instead of going thru all the trouble of getting in shape I think I'll just adopt a catchey nickname like "THE OVER WEIGHT LOVER HEAVY J"

   Just watched "fourth kind", I think I need to go to church!

   Cinco de mayo is the celebration of Mexico kicking the repo mans(France) a$$ who they owed money to and winning! It's true look it up!

   Why does watching Twilight New Moon make me want to watch Teen Wolf!

   Was watching Bon Jovi unplugged was how I was gonna start this update til I realized I was admitting to watching Bon Jovi Unplugged!

   Does any1 else find it wierd that in the movie "twilight new moon" there are 4 boys running around in the woods shirtless together?!

   Lawrence Taylor quote: "I'm not a rapist but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night"

   I love you in a "leave me alone" kinda way!

   So I got out of having to hang with the inlaws by going to work. Good trade I say!

   Last night I said to the wife let's get rated R. So I pulled down my pants and she cussed and punched me in the face.

   I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom, Baboom, Baboom.

   I've bin so stressed lately I can't wait to get home and "bust a nut" and by "bust a nut" I mean I hope the wife bought pistachios!

   Watched Justin Beiber preform tonight on Amercan Idol and realized there is one thing worse than eternal hell....being Justin Beiber's background singer!

   With "Lost" and "American Idol" finished what am I supposed to do with my life, I guess I'll go enjoy that hot orange thing in the sky!

   I can't believe I paid $6 for diahrea thanks Taco Bell!

   The two Garden of Eden rules: 1 Dont eat of the fruit of the tree of good and evil, 2 don't put that thing in her mouth!

   Watching "bang for your buck" on hgtv not what I thought it was!