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   messageicon Spotify is linked with Facebook so that your friends can see what you are listening to. (God help me the day Facebook connects with Google.) : ಠ_ಠ
←Rate | 09-10-2012 02:29 by xi0n Comments (0)  

   messageicon The big winners in last nights MNF debacle?.... All of the TV repair shops in Wisconsiun.
←Rate | 09-25-2012 12:57 by xi0n Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just got a call from the NFL office...they must have gotten wind of that 1 flag football game I ref'd in 2002
←Rate | 09-25-2012 21:26 by xi0n Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not saying she's fat...... But if you asked me to name my 5 fattest friends.... She would be 3 of them.
←Rate | 09-09-2012 01:23 by xi0n Comments (0)  

   messageicon We all have that ONE friend who checks in on Facebook when he is at Hooters and doesn't post pics.... Yeah..... Screw that guy.
←Rate | 09-14-2012 20:29 by xi0n Comments (0)  

   messageicon Every f'n idiot with Instagram now thinks they are a photographer. Knock it off.... You look like a tool.
←Rate | 11-18-2012 15:36 by xi0n Comments (0)  

   messageicon In the apocalyptic movie, 2012, New York was flooded in October.
←Rate | 11-03-2012 02:32 by xi0n Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's Eminem's birthday. Happy birthday to the whitest black guy on the planet.
←Rate | 10-18-2012 14:18 by xi0n Comments (1)  

   messageicon Be careful when clicking links on FB. There is a new one going around that says if you click it, it goes to a page where you can get the new Nickelback album for free. When you click it, it takes you to a page to get the new Nickelback album for free. :/
←Rate | 10-04-2012 15:33 by xi0n Comments (0)  

   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: The Broncos just scored on the Chargers again.
←Rate | 10-16-2012 12:53 by xi0n Comments (0)  

   messageicon Elmo is a gay black 52 year old child molester.... Childhood = RUINED.
←Rate | 11-13-2012 02:37 by xi0n Comments (0)  


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