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   messageicon My procrastinators club is getting restless....they think we should start thinking about thinking about maybe meeting.... I think they are too ambitious to be in my club.......
←Rate | 01-13-2013 19:52 by northdakotaemt Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hates that scary moment when you stare at your 10 yr olds empty bed and think..."Maybe that "I'm running away" speech wasn't an April Fool's joke....
←Rate | 04-02-2012 09:12 by northdakotaemt Comments (0)  

   messageicon After random power outages happened throughout the city due to maintanence, thousands of city residents lined up to pay overdue electricity bills....well played Houston....well played
←Rate | 04-23-2014 14:29 by northdakotaemt Comments (0)  

   messageicon Last night I awoke to a warm gentle rain on my face........and then I realized I was sleeping on the bottom bunk......................
←Rate | 05-21-2011 11:55 by northdakotaemt Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just discovered that one sock in my favorite pair of socks has a hole in it.....I really don't think I can go on with my day now.
←Rate | 01-19-2013 13:42 by northdakotaemt Comments (0)  

   messageicon Anyone know how much bullsh#t an adult Depends will hold? Going to a political debate later and want to be prepared.......
←Rate | 05-09-2014 14:00 by northdakotaemt Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not positive...but I think that the "Rinse and Repeat" slogan is just a ploy from the big companies to get me to buy more than 365 bottles of shampoo next year............... I really don't think I'm that gullible......
←Rate | 11-10-2012 11:34 by northdakotaemt Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes I like to challenge myself AnD exercise at the same time.... Today I made it an extra five minutes just by squirming around and wiggling my foot before I had to run for the bathroom........
←Rate | 12-22-2012 18:29 by northdakotaemt Comments (0)  


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