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   messageicon For those of you that think that Jimmy Kimmel is a champion of women’s rights feel free to watch some “Man Show” reruns
←Rate | 10-17-2017 18:17 by cpaman Comments (5)  


   messageicon Perhaps Bieber wouldn't need to vandalize walls with graffiti if the restaurants that he goes to would offer him a coloring menu with crayons
←Rate | 11-17-2013 11:54 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sending troops to Liberia to fight Ebola? Are they going to shoot at it?
←Rate | 10-16-2014 18:57 by cpaman Comments (1)  


   messageicon I missed it. How did Sarah Jessica Parker do in yesterday's Kentucky Derby?
←Rate | 05-04-2014 15:07 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our business says Merry Christmas!
←Rate | 12-18-2012 13:59 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon After watching for over fifteen minutes, I don't think that RuPaul's Drag Race has anything to do with automobiles
←Rate | 03-13-2014 23:38 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relax Jared. You will still be able to get all of the footlongs that you want in prison
←Rate | 08-19-2015 12:13 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wouldn't the halftime show have been better if the sharks had frickin' laser beams attached to their heads?
←Rate | 02-05-2015 07:36 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon VOTE FOR PEDRO
←Rate | 11-06-2012 10:35 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon LeBron James just got a new endorsement deal with Midol
←Rate | 06-08-2014 09:54 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't always poop in a bag but when I do I prefer Carnival!
←Rate | 02-17-2013 20:59 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Weed Bowl is On!
←Rate | 01-19-2014 22:20 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh My God Becky
←Rate | 10-27-2014 12:34 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wasn't Al Bundy's toilet also named Ferguson?
←Rate | 08-17-2014 18:07 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears just signed a "No Super Bowl for seven more years" contract today
←Rate | 01-02-2014 18:14 by cpaman Comments (1)  


   messageicon Nice try Sonic but I'm sure that the dude in the commercial isn't really trying to impress the ladies
←Rate | 11-19-2014 12:24 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon This game is making me hungry for Omaha steaks
←Rate | 01-19-2014 17:29 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sheldon Cooper has scored more than Ohio State did last night
←Rate | 01-01-2017 10:26 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Note to self: Do NOT fly Malaysian Airlines.
←Rate | 07-17-2014 22:16 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are we sure about this George Jones news? He may just be playing possum.
←Rate | 04-26-2013 13:41 by cpaman Comments (0)  


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