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   messageicon Pro tip: Always tell anyone who calls you that your phone is about to die. This way they get straight to the point and won't waste your time.
←Rate | 05-23-2015 20:42 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon A kid came to my door dressed as Tony Romo. I asked him why he had no candy in his bag. He said he used to but he turned it over.
←Rate | 10-31-2012 21:22 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tony Romo tried to throw a Superbowl party but it was intercepted
←Rate | 02-03-2013 17:10 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon Think we could get the North Korean hackers to end "Keeping Up With The Kardashians"?
←Rate | 12-18-2014 05:31 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon Called AA by mistake. Those drunks can't change a tire for sh*t.
←Rate | 05-31-2015 10:35 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do Amish girls know if it's a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular one #DeepThoughts
←Rate | 06-24-2017 18:21 by Uncle Bubba Comments (1)  


   messageicon You can't spell furloughed without f-u
←Rate | 10-01-2013 05:18 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Taylor Swift's song "Shake It Off" is a great potty training tool for boys
←Rate | 09-24-2014 18:24 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife asked me if I knew her favorite flower was. Apparently "Gold Medal All Purpose" was not the correct response
←Rate | 03-10-2014 05:25 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is an American Olympic diver named "Steele Johnson". He could have a great job in adult films with that name...
←Rate | 08-09-2016 18:01 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon The night before the 1st day of school is just like Christmas Eve for parents
←Rate | 08-12-2016 16:39 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon That halftime show was the best....said no one ever!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:28 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife looks super hot without glasses. That’s why I stopped wearing them.
←Rate | 03-05-2016 18:56 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does a NY Giants fan do after his team wins? Turns off the xbox and goes to bed.
←Rate | 10-06-2013 17:04 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Peyton eat a Snickers! Why? Because you play like Tony Romo when you are hungry.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 05:38 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon In a desperate attempt to get the Republican nomination and to show he would be Hillary's best foe, Dr. Ben Carson changes his last name to Gazi
←Rate | 01-18-2016 00:42 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking of Black Friday shopping in Ferguson this year. Heard you can grab some really good deals.
←Rate | 11-26-2014 05:44 by Uncle Bubba Comments (1)  


   messageicon A man is a man all of his life, but a woman's just horny until she's your wife.
←Rate | 11-20-2013 18:16 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon How great will it be when Trump steps up to the podium after accepting the Republican nomination and says "Live from New York, it's Saturday night"....
←Rate | 04-02-2016 08:35 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does an Eagles fan do after his team wins the Super Bowl?....He turns off Madden and goes to bed
←Rate | 11-27-2012 18:44 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  



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