Rickstar Funny Status Messages

   I don’t like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else at what comes out of my mouth

   No I am not childish. You are just a doodoo head!

   I went to the party store to buy a balloon and it was $3.25. When I was a kid that would’ve been a quarter at most. Then I realized… I guess that due to the cost of inflation

   No thanks. Jingle all the way sounds exhausting

   What if UFOs are just billionaires from other planets?

   I think people who get really offended by things they read on the Internet are probably the same people that take minigolf really seriously

   I’m not sure what to wear to the living room for New Year’s Eve. I might not even go.

   A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: - Jane ate her friend's sandwich. - Jane ate her friend's colon.

   Remember making up fake rules when there is a substitute teacher?

   Stop being a butthole. There. Now I’m your life coach.

   I used to have a crush on Ana Kournikova but love means nothing to her