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   messageicon When the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say..
←Rate | 12-04-2012 16:05 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it
←Rate | 04-27-2010 16:22 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders how different the world would be if bad and stupid people came with warning labels
←Rate | 02-08-2011 13:32 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon gave up trying to understand women years ago. Women understand women and they hate each other.
←Rate | 03-05-2013 15:15 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon disappointed that 25% of prostitutes use Facebook to solicit clients and not a single one has ever contacted him!
←Rate | 02-10-2011 17:22 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are going to cheat, make sure she isn't wearing glitter.
←Rate | 12-02-2012 20:44 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon once you learn how to be happy, you won't tolerate being around people who make you feel anything less.
←Rate | 01-31-2013 16:06 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates when the microwave decides to heat his plate, but not his food.
←Rate | 03-06-2013 16:00 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex, Food, Sleep, & Poops. General male happiness depends on how good these 4 things are at any given time.
←Rate | 12-07-2012 17:13 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon after all is said and done, a lot more will have been said than done.
←Rate | 02-10-2011 17:23 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon I once asked an old man: Which is more important to love or to be loved? He replied: which is more important to a bird, the left wing or the right wing?
←Rate | 12-05-2012 18:38 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love make up sex. Especially with Katy Perry. I make up sex with her all the time.
←Rate | 02-17-2013 17:42 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank you internet. before you came along, I had to stare out the window to laugh at strangers.
←Rate | 05-13-2013 13:49 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon his own bunny rabbit and will name him George and hug him and pet him and squeeze him
←Rate | 04-24-2011 16:11 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon assumes "don't try this at home" really means do it at a friend's house or when your parents aren't around.
←Rate | 01-25-2013 13:00 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it is always a good idea to know someone's giving-to-receiving ratio before dating them.
←Rate | 12-01-2012 14:17 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life
←Rate | 04-24-2011 16:11 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't have anything nice to say, feel free to come sit with me and we can make fun of people together.
←Rate | 03-13-2013 15:29 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon your outfit makes you look like a stripper. A high end stripper for governors and athletes, but a stripper nonetheless.
←Rate | 05-22-2013 14:17 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon knows a relationship is going well when she feels comfortable taking a crap at his place.
←Rate | 03-07-2013 16:11 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  



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