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   messageicon Some day's should come with a warning label: Today's gonna suck, so bring alcohol.
←Rate | 01-31-2012 14:59 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can always tell if a guy masturbates a lot by looking at his hands. If you look closely, you'll see a wedding ring.
←Rate | 06-15-2012 12:09 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid ... I really thought you already knew!
←Rate | 01-30-2012 16:27 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pregnancy- The number 1 cause of arranged marriages
←Rate | 06-15-2012 12:10 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had a cooking show, it would be called Do You Smell Something Burning?
←Rate | 06-15-2012 12:02 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not really marriage material... since I still have hopes and dreams.
←Rate | 05-23-2012 12:30 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hand Sanitizer: Helping us discover paper cuts we never knew we had
←Rate | 03-15-2012 15:08 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am willing to promise my kids anything just so they go away for a while. I learned that trick from the government.
←Rate | 06-15-2012 11:45 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I want to commit suicide , all I would do is jump from your 'EGO' to your ' IQ Level'.
←Rate | 03-15-2012 15:05 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon My magic watch say's you don't have any underwear on... Oh, you do?... It must be 15 minutes fast.
←Rate | 03-15-2012 11:29 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ran the country, things would be a lot better. Well…for me anyway
←Rate | 01-27-2012 11:01 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm great in bed, I can sleep for days!
←Rate | 03-28-2012 12:22 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I said something to offend you .. tell me... I may want to use it again:)
←Rate | 01-30-2012 16:29 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Feisty & Non compliant, can I get a behavior plan over here?
←Rate | 01-31-2012 14:53 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I LOVE getting up this early!" - Nobody
←Rate | 05-23-2012 12:35 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon When finding someone to date, drinking compatibility is more important than you think
←Rate | 01-27-2012 11:21 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Condoms are cheaper than diapers, remember that:)
←Rate | 03-15-2012 15:01 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Misunderstandings happen when one person is clearly stupid.
←Rate | 05-23-2012 12:24 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because I missed you, doesn't mean I wished you were there!
←Rate | 01-30-2012 13:58 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FriSatSun.
←Rate | 01-27-2012 12:03 by Missy Comments (0)  



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