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   messageicon I bet the YMCA dance is alot harder to do in Chinese.
←Rate | 03-14-2012 13:05 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon , "so let me get this straight. Sex and the City is about three hookers and their mom?".
←Rate | 01-31-2011 21:25 by Joe Comments (4)  


   messageicon a Japanese Atheist. He doesn't believe in Godzilla.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 13:48 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon a new report found that Facebook greatly reduces people's attention thingys whatever
←Rate | 02-11-2012 19:01 by joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon come to the conclusion, that boxer briefs are like a bra for my balls
←Rate | 12-09-2010 23:56 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Runaway" by Kayne West tells his listeners to "have a toast to the douchebags, and to the assholes" throughout his song. So basically, we're having a toast to Kayne.
←Rate | 11-13-2010 14:48 by Joe Comments (3)  


   messageicon statistics show that 1 out of 20 of us live next door to a conivcted pedophile, not me though, I live next to two stunning 16 year olds.
←Rate | 03-05-2011 08:32 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon "an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery."
←Rate | 03-25-2011 16:04 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon i only pay my cell phone bill when they disconnect my phone.....
←Rate | 06-28-2012 10:13 by joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother George. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's George.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 13:16 by JOE Comments (0)  


   messageicon brought to you by the letters W T F.
←Rate | 02-12-2008 12:18 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon smiling to increase his face value
←Rate | 05-03-2009 02:30 by Joe | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why American sports use terms like "world series" when no other countries play.
←Rate | 06-19-2010 15:39 by Joe Comments (1)  


   messageicon Build a man a fire he's warm for a day, set him on fire and he's warm the rest of his life.
←Rate | 08-07-2010 13:30 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon today, when I asked my dad why wedding dresses are white, he replied; "son, all household appliances come in white".
←Rate | 12-07-2010 13:42 by Joe Comments (1)  


   messageicon alone with the kids for the weekend. I have 18 hours of Pixar movies and a squirt gun full of high-fructose corn syrup. Should be fine.
←Rate | 02-11-2012 19:00 by joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roethlisberger is still out?.... Man, mace must last longer than I thought...
←Rate | 12-02-2012 19:17 by joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon seems to care less about trees when I'm drying my hands in a public bathroom.
←Rate | 02-11-2012 18:58 by joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look at the evil people in the world, Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Stalin what do they all have in common? Mustaches
←Rate | 08-11-2009 13:44 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its a stank fishy smell in the air...the prostitutes must be overheating
←Rate | 07-29-2011 14:51 by joe Comments (0)  


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