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   messageicon For now on, should United airlines lose a passengers baggage. That passenger has a right to kick a$$ on one of their employees. . .
←Rate | 04-13-2017 17:58 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Repaired a vacuum cleaner today. It was easy, I just stuck one of Hillary bumper stickers on it.. Now it sucks just fine. . .
←Rate | 11-05-2016 08:36 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mission is to be the first person on Facbook to have one million people on their block list. . .
←Rate | 09-16-2014 21:28 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so old, I remember the internet when it had no commercials. . .
←Rate | 09-30-2015 20:27 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon If anyone is looking for an unlicensed helicopter pilot give me a call. . .
←Rate | 07-21-2014 23:04 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think people can be politically correct all they want. As long as they shut the f#ck up about it. . .
←Rate | 05-24-2016 21:48 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know who your true friends are when they call you at 3AM just to tell you they love you and that their drunk. . .
←Rate | 03-10-2014 19:57 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all the horny female teachers out there. There are grown men who will gladly let you sexually abuse them. . .
←Rate | 12-12-2016 10:09 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let me be the first to say, I don't give a fly monkey kcuf the Kardashians are back. . .
←Rate | 06-20-2014 11:25 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon U - Haul is looking for drivers to bring back vehicles from Canada. . .
←Rate | 11-09-2016 18:55 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who needs help moving to Canada because Trump won, call me. . .
←Rate | 11-09-2016 03:04 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you think about it, to come clean is not an option. . .
←Rate | 02-03-2017 13:34 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am all for the death penalty, but I think we should make it interesting and fun. Make it a game and play musical electric chairs. When the music goes off one chair gets a nice charge. . .
←Rate | 06-18-2017 01:13 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part about being an adult is, nobody can tell you, you can't have ice cream for breakfast. . .
←Rate | 07-30-2014 09:38 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon And in the news today, Justin Bieber has yet to be shot in a drive by. . .
←Rate | 06-09-2014 22:11 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the shelf life of an Elf on a shelf ?
←Rate | 12-18-2015 22:05 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since when did everything I was taught growing up that was wrong to do suddenly became Ok. . .
←Rate | 09-04-2014 09:38 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am claiming everything ever written by Author Unknown !
←Rate | 09-17-2015 16:43 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Hillary is elected president I am moving to Canada. . .
←Rate | 06-16-2016 09:42 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fact is. We'll all get to do the kick the bucket challenge. . .
←Rate | 08-28-2014 18:32 by JAB Comments (0)  



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