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   messageicon I hate it when you go to bed and you finally convince yourself that the spot on the wall is just a piece of dirt or something, and then it totally starts crawling towards you!
←Rate | 06-24-2010 09:49 by ginger curtis Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't LOL as much as I lead people to believe I do...
←Rate | 06-23-2011 09:53 by ginger curtis Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont mind going to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is bullsh*t
←Rate | 06-14-2011 16:51 by ginger curtis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just remember even though it is Earth Day, you should not tie yourself to any trees a bear might come by and eat you, one of the many things I have learned from 1,000 Ways to Die
←Rate | 04-22-2011 12:43 by ginger curtis Comments (0)  


   messageicon the last thing you want to feel at your colonoscopy is your doctors hands on your sholders
←Rate | 09-16-2010 14:54 by ginger curtis Comments (0)  


   messageicon why is it that when you go to McDonald's they ask “Would you like any sauce for your chicken nuggets?”, but all along they know they are never going to give it to you, shady b*stards!
←Rate | 10-27-2010 10:33 by ginger curtis Comments (0)  


   messageicon I might not have all the best things in life, but I always make the best of the things I do have.
←Rate | 07-23-2010 14:09 by ginger curtis Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think instead of the "Poke" button on Facebook there should be "Punch in the Face" button.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 13:56 by ginger curtis Comments (0)  


   messageicon I totally think that I am following the A-Team's van right now, I am just waiting for things to just explode around us to confirm, this could be epic
←Rate | 09-16-2010 14:51 by ginger curtis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well it is a new year, a time to start fresh, a time to move foward and learn from the past, a time to begin what was never started, and finish what was put off. It is going to be a good year, I know it, I can feel it and I am going to make it happen.
←Rate | 01-04-2012 12:55 by ginger curtis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the ground each morning the devil says, "OH CRAP, SHE'S UP"!
←Rate | 04-04-2011 14:38 by ginger curtis Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate all these derelicts that come into my office asking for directions to Social Security they are going there to make sure they get money from the government, do you think it is wrong that I gave them the directions to the Department of Labor Job Enf
←Rate | 08-24-2010 10:33 by ginger curtis Comments (1)  


   messageicon sometime you have to take a step back and really look at yourself to help you figure out who you want to be.
←Rate | 05-24-2011 09:23 by ginger curtis Comments (0)  


   messageicon When life hands you lemons it should only remind you to buy more tequila, life is as simple as that.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 09:12 by Ginger Curtis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Mr. Obama I know that you are busy with that whole deficit thing, but I seem to be having a deficit problem of my own paying over $4.00 a gallon in gas is not helping my situation maybe you can be a pal and look into that for me, Thanks.
←Rate | 04-15-2011 09:51 by ginger curtis Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am pretty sure it was more then just water Jack and Jill fetched from the hill, because people just don't come tumbling down for no reason and why was Jack wearing a crown I mean come on there is more to this story people.
←Rate | 06-30-2010 09:35 by ginger curtis Comments (1)  


   messageicon I feel bad for people that don't drink, because when they get up in the morning that is as good as you are going to feel all day!!
←Rate | 01-29-2010 09:19 by ginger curtis Comments (0)  


   messageicon hitting balls into the field of dreams...
←Rate | 04-27-2011 09:41 by ginger curtis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is just an oncoming train.
←Rate | 11-19-2010 10:09 by ginger curtis Comments (1)  


   messageicon No one understand a bad hair day like I understand a bad hair day, I am currently rockin ruff and stuff with my afro puff!!!
←Rate | 05-12-2010 09:25 by ginger curtis Comments (0)  



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