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X running around the house with a towel tied around his neck with only his boxers on and a Giant "S" written on his Chest Yelling "This Looks Like a Job for..."
X is I'm gonna Flirt with you. And Your gonna Love it and I'm gonna Love You. so Why Don't We Just Cut the Crap.. Go Back to my house right now and just have sex."
X is I love quarterbacks eating dirt, Pom-poms and short skirts, Fans who won't quit and twins. I love burritos at four a.m. Parties that never end, Dogs that love cats and...And Twins!"
X is s on a Facebook Dating Application!!.. And You Wouldn't Believe All these Celebrity Looks-A-like's that want to Hook up with me!! I'm Gonna be Dating a girl that looks like Miley Cyrus Suckahs!!"
X misses the good old days of giving a box of heart's saying I want to get down with you in so many words!"
X It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason.”
X is Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends."
X is Bummer: Just Found out that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle that came to my 6th Birthday was actually my Aunt!"
X Why Did Donkey Kong even bother throwing barrels? Why not let Mario get up to his level and then just beat the sh!t out of him?"
X Love is photogenic...it needs darkness to develop."
X can't go to a nudist wedding, Women might mistake me for the Bestman."
X is You really have to hand it to the blind prostitute..."
X is Ya know...I always look for inner beauty in a woman. Once inner...beauty!
X is best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup; the best part is remembering the name of the person sleeping next to you.
X is My friends over there bet me that I wouldn't talk to the most beautiful woman in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"
X is Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15
X is You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night!"
X some kid told me that my "Picture is under Idiot in the Dictionary" I put on a medieval face and replied "It's better then the obituary!!"
X is your not a Jedi,. so stop waving at elecrtronic door's outside of Wal-mart like you have the force, you dork."
X some girl told me straight up that she had a boyfriend.. I said well I have a Goldfish! she said what? Oh, I thought we were talking about sh*t that didn't matter."