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X running around the house with a towel tied around his neck with only his boxers on and a Giant "S" written on his Chest Yelling "This Looks Like a Job for..."

<--Rate | Submitted: 09-29-2009 16:47 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)

X is I'm gonna Flirt with you. And Your gonna Love it and I'm gonna Love You. so Why Don't We Just Cut the Crap.. Go Back to my house right now and just have sex."

<--Rate | Submitted: 09-30-2009 10:36 by Dylan Bosch | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

X is I love quarterbacks eating dirt, Pom-poms and short skirts, Fans who won't quit and twins. I love burritos at four a.m. Parties that never end, Dogs that love cats and...And Twins!"

<--Rate | Submitted: 10-07-2009 19:35 by DYLAN BOSCH | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

X is s on a Facebook Dating Application!!.. And You Wouldn't Believe All these Celebrity Looks-A-like's that want to Hook up with me!! I'm Gonna be Dating a girl that looks like Miley Cyrus Suckahs!!"

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-03-2010 15:06 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)

X misses the good old days of giving a box of heart's saying I want to get down with you in so many words!"

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-04-2010 15:11 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)

X It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason.”

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-18-2010 21:10 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)

X is Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends."

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-24-2010 00:41 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)

X is Bummer: Just Found out that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle that came to my 6th Birthday was actually my Aunt!"

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-28-2010 15:29 by Dylan Bosch Comments (1)

X Why Did Donkey Kong even bother throwing barrels? Why not let Mario get up to his level and then just beat the sh!t out of him?"

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-28-2010 15:40 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)

X Love is photogenic...it needs darkness to develop."

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-28-2010 22:33 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)

X can't go to a nudist wedding, Women might mistake me for the Bestman."

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-28-2010 22:33 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)

X is You really have to hand it to the blind prostitute..."

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-28-2010 22:34 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)

X is Ya know...I always look for inner beauty in a woman. Once inner...beauty!

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-28-2010 22:39 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)

X is best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup; the best part is remembering the name of the person sleeping next to you.

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-01-2010 17:22 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)

X is My friends over there bet me that I wouldn't talk to the most beautiful woman in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-11-2010 19:17 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)

X is Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-11-2010 19:18 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)

X is You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night!"

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-28-2010 02:11 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)

X some kid told me that my "Picture is under Idiot in the Dictionary" I put on a medieval face and replied "It's better then the obituary!!"

<--Rate | Submitted: 04-10-2010 20:57 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)

X is your not a Jedi,. so stop waving at elecrtronic door's outside of Wal-mart like you have the force, you dork."

<--Rate | Submitted: 04-16-2010 13:59 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)

X some girl told me straight up that she had a boyfriend.. I said well I have a Goldfish! she said what? Oh, I thought we were talking about sh*t that didn't matter."

<--Rate | Submitted: 04-27-2010 18:19 by Dylan Bosch Comments (1)