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   messageicon Some of my friends exercise every day. Meanwhile, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell in the floor.
←Rate | 06-21-2022 22:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If swimming is good exercise, then explain whales.
←Rate | 01-18-2023 03:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does rocking a vending machine count as exercise?
←Rate | 09-17-2018 13:00 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: I am surprised at how winded I am by this exercise!! Personal Trainer: This was the tour of the gym.
←Rate | 12-29-2020 09:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "Eat right and exercise" scams
←Rate | 03-10-2018 04:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've started an exercise program. I do 20 sit-ups each morning. That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that snooze button so many times.
←Rate | 09-12-2017 09:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been avoiding exercise for a long time now. You might say I'm in the Fitness Protection Program.
←Rate | 09-20-2017 08:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Claiming a product promotes "Weight Loss" when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming that it grants wishes when used with a leprechaun.
←Rate | 07-19-2016 11:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon EXERCISE?? Shoot, I thought you said EXTRA PIES!!!
←Rate | 09-05-2017 11:10 by Fluff!! Comments (0)  


   messageicon Many people have told me that waking up at 5 in the morning to exercise makes you feel great..... But I think lying in bed for another 2 hours feels better. Just sayin'....
←Rate | 09-12-2017 18:36 by scstarman Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but 2 minutes and 15 seconds once every 3 months ain't going to shift your beer belly is it.
←Rate | 09-29-2013 02:27 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm thinking about buying an exercise bike, my treadmill works fine for laying my pants on, but it won't accommodate hanging shirts on hangers.
←Rate | 04-26-2014 09:37 by Fluff!! Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would exercise, but then all the sprinkles would fall off my cupcake.
←Rate | 01-21-2013 13:46 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I confine my exercise to jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth and pushing my luck.
←Rate | 10-18-2010 12:31 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon omg I just found out I'm allergic to exercise...at first I get all flushed, then I break out in a sweat, my heart starts pounding really fast, then I cant breath........i wont be doing that again!
←Rate | 07-27-2011 20:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm opening a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50
←Rate | 01-01-2011 09:00 by @psym0niedk9 Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves infomercials, but claiming that a product promotes weight loss when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming it grants wishes when used with a leprechaun.
←Rate | 01-17-2010 02:43 by Ginger C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody says waking up at 5 in the morning to exercise makes you feel great but I think lying in bed for another 2 hours feels better
←Rate | 09-07-2011 09:19 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "Eat right and exercise" scams.
←Rate | 03-06-2016 14:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many exercise/workout videos does a person have to buy before seeing results?
←Rate | 02-02-2012 07:07 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  




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