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   messageicon Watching Cameron Diaz feeding A-Rod popcorn at the superbowl made me wish I was blind.
←Rate | 02-07-2011 20:29 by dumpmonkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everytime I go to the pet store I feel compelled to ask the store clerk "where are all the b!tches at?"
←Rate | 03-07-2011 22:43 by dumpmonkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever notice there aren't any Asian Nascar drivers.
←Rate | 12-29-2010 15:55 by dumpmonkey Comments (4)  


   messageicon Talked to Mom tonight. She said she got a good 8 inches in Albany tonight. God I hope she's talking about snow...
←Rate | 02-25-2011 21:28 by dumpmonkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're driving a new car when the items you pull from your nose go out the window and not on the floor mat.
←Rate | 12-29-2010 15:51 by dumpmonkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friends with benefits = awesome! Uncles with benefits = creepy!
←Rate | 04-05-2011 21:00 by dumpmonkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today's Motto: You can't drink all day unless you start in the morning! Bottoms up, America.
←Rate | 03-31-2011 21:37 by dumpmonkey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today's my birthday! 29 years ago today, at this very moment, I was sticking my head out moms vagina.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 09:34 by dumpmonkey Comments (0)  


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