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   messageicon On my tombstone I'm going to pout...preheat oven to 400 degrees...none will get it though.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 16:40 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lindsay Lohan...on the next Dog the Bounty Hunter?
←Rate | 02-10-2011 07:28 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Charlie Sheen wants 10 million for a tell all book.....or a kilo of blow.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 08:46 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My grandma and your grandma were sitting by the fire, my grandma pushed your grandma right in the fire...that's just how she rolls.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 22:24 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought I saw ZZ Top at Wal-Mart today...turns out it was just 3 women from Kentucky.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 08:04 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon NEW GAMESHOW : I'm more socially functional then a homeschool kid.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 23:09 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon man falls out of a deer stand and dies...and people say...he died doing what he loved to do....which was falling out of trees?
←Rate | 02-25-2011 22:52 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon WOW!!!! Kirk Douglas looks better then Larry King.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 22:46 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Justin Bieber the only daughter that Mr. & Mrs. Bieber have?
←Rate | 02-10-2011 07:27 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon remember when cops really wanted to PROTECT and SERVE and teachers really wanted to EDUCATE children? I miss the 1800's
←Rate | 02-25-2011 22:02 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ophrah needs to hang with Jennifer Hudson
←Rate | 02-27-2011 22:21 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss Gary Coleman, I grew up with him...he just never did.
←Rate | 02-10-2011 15:48 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wonder if Ben Affleck and the AFLAC Duck are related?
←Rate | 02-28-2011 00:09 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon A t.v. christian dating site commercial : Hey Christians, want to be in a meaningful relationship? ...whoa whoa whoa...arent they IN a MEANINGFUL relationship...with GOD?
←Rate | 02-25-2011 22:18 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon A school in Kentucky is going to start teaching the Bible in the class room.....yea that's great...but I didn't know anyone in Kentucky knew how to read.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 22:11 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me...or does Muammar Gaddafi looked like Mickey Rourke?
←Rate | 02-15-2011 08:15 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just bought the NEW Charlie Sheen viewmaster...it flips all by itself..crickets..crickets..
←Rate | 02-28-2011 16:20 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  



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