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   messageicon I often get a "yes" from women...but it's usually followed by..."that's him officer"
←Rate | 10-19-2017 10:17 by Trueman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I asked the librarian for the latest book on erectile dysfunction! She clattered her computer keyboard and said.."It's not coming up!"...I said.."Yeah!...that's the one!!
←Rate | 08-03-2017 09:41 by Trueman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I walked into the library yesterday and asked if they had the reference work.."Calcification Of The Spine"...The librarian said..."I've got a hardback"...I said..."Yeah...that's the one...thank you!!"
←Rate | 10-08-2017 11:04 by Trueman Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mother in law won "best decorated house" yesterday for Halloween?..she was only opening the curtains?
←Rate | 11-01-2017 08:25 by Trueman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Police have confirmed that a man who fell into a combine harvester while trying to steal it..will be bailed tomorrow!!
←Rate | 07-07-2017 06:18 by Trueman Comments (0)  


   messageicon To err is hunam!!
←Rate | 08-07-2017 04:50 by Trueman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pumpkin for sale! [slightly used]
←Rate | 11-02-2017 02:01 by Trueman Comments (0)  


   messageicon The body of a man was found in Pizza Hut this morning, covered in cheese, tomatoes, onions and peperami Police are working on the theory that he may have topped himself!!
←Rate | 08-08-2017 05:30 by Trueman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Puppet theft is getting out of hand!
←Rate | 10-06-2017 05:59 by Trueman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm an elephant Circumcisionist! The money's lousy...but the tips are huge!!
←Rate | 09-13-2017 08:54 by Trueman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had a passionate sexy romp under the covers this morning!..though I'm not too sure Wimbledon security were too thrilled about it?
←Rate | 07-08-2017 07:27 by Trueman Comments (0)  


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