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   messageicon Some people just don't get it. If you're not happy being single, you'll never be happy in a relationship. GET A LIFE FIRST then try to share it
←Rate | 08-22-2011 15:40 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please don't try my patience. I already tried it and it doesn't work.
←Rate | 08-14-2011 12:30 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, easy way to tell if a guy is married? Look into his eyes, if there is any sign of life left, he's single.
←Rate | 07-21-2011 04:41 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon " Dude,I wasn't that drunk." "....you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling 'GROW MARIO GROW!'.
←Rate | 08-05-2011 11:03 by No Body Comments (0)  


   messageicon At school we learn that the sun rises in the east but in fact, the sun neither rises nor sets. Only earth rotates. Education spoils our common sense sometimes.
←Rate | 10-08-2011 13:39 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lets Be Honest, slow internet, is worse than bad sex.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 12:40 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon She's not a slut, she's just been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup
←Rate | 08-13-2011 12:09 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any female who tells you she don't suck d*ck is lying; she just ain't sucking your d*ck.
←Rate | 08-16-2011 16:55 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere in the world, some stripper is still claiming she is paying her way through college ten years and no degree later.
←Rate | 09-27-2011 11:11 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I get re-pissed about an old situation whenever I have a flashback about it.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 10:02 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Asian B0ner -> Often Mistaken For a Third N!pple.
←Rate | 10-02-2011 09:16 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are Gay people so sensitive? If you can take a d*ck, surely you can take a joke..
←Rate | 08-16-2011 01:49 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody is worth feeling like sh*t for, if they are not bringing you up, then drop their a$$ and stop letting them drag you down.
←Rate | 08-19-2011 06:45 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon When my phone falls, I panic. When my friend falls, I laugh my a$$ off.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 05:35 by NO BODY Comments (1)  


   messageicon Before asking someone why they hate you, slap and ask yourself why you even care.
←Rate | 08-31-2011 04:53 by No Body Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies: When a guy adds you on FB, it means he just wants to be your friend not your HUSBAND, that's why it's called a friend request not a Proposal!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 14:55 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies; don't judge a man on some sh*t that you heard about his past. If you wasn't in it then it's none of your business.
←Rate | 08-15-2011 12:20 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Single? No, I'm just in a relationship with freedom.
←Rate | 08-30-2011 05:15 by No Body Comments (0)  


   messageicon Catch her coming out the bathroom from that morning shower and give her a reason to go back in and take another one
←Rate | 08-28-2011 08:50 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon She has a Masters degree in lying but I have a PhD in recognizing bullsh*t.
←Rate | 08-17-2011 02:15 by NO BODY Comments (2)  



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