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X is You can always tell if a guy masturbates a lot by looking at his hands. If you look closely, you'll see a wedding ring.
X is Im sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid ... I really thought you already knew!
X is Some day's should come with a warning label: Today's gonna suck, so bring alcohol.
X is Pregnancy- The number 1 cause of arranged marriages
X is If I had a cooking show, it would be called Do You Smell Something Burning?
X is I'm not really marriage material... since I still have hopes and dreams.
X is Hand Sanitizer: Helping us discover paper cuts we never knew we had
X is My magic watch say's you don't have any underwear on... Oh, you do?... It must be 15 minutes fast.
X is I am willing to promise my kids anything just so they go away for a while. I learned that trick from the government.
X is If I ran the country, things would be a lot better. Well…for me anyway
X is if I want to commit suicide , all I would do is jump from your 'EGO' to your ' IQ Level'.
X is I'm great in bed, I can sleep for days!
X is If I said something to offend you .. tell me... I may want to use it again:)
X is Feisty & Non compliant, can I get a behavior plan over here?
X is "I LOVE getting up this early!" - Nobody
X is Condoms are cheaper than diapers, remember that:)
X is Just because I missed you, doesn't mean I wished you were there!
X is Misunderstandings happen when one person is clearly stupid.
X is Dear Mr Sandman ~ I think you lost my Address!
X is This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FriSatSun.