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X is You can always tell if a guy masturbates a lot by looking at his hands. If you look closely, you'll see a wedding ring.

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X is Im sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid ... I really thought you already knew!

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X is Some day's should come with a warning label: Today's gonna suck, so bring alcohol.

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X is Pregnancy- The number 1 cause of arranged marriages

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X is If I had a cooking show, it would be called Do You Smell Something Burning?

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X is I'm not really marriage material... since I still have hopes and dreams.

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X is Hand Sanitizer: Helping us discover paper cuts we never knew we had

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X is My magic watch say's you don't have any underwear on... Oh, you do?... It must be 15 minutes fast.

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X is I am willing to promise my kids anything just so they go away for a while. I learned that trick from the government.

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X is If I ran the country, things would be a lot better. Well…for me anyway

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X is if I want to commit suicide , all I would do is jump from your 'EGO' to your ' IQ Level'.

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X is I'm great in bed, I can sleep for days!

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X is If I said something to offend you .. tell me... I may want to use it again:)

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X is Feisty & Non compliant, can I get a behavior plan over here?

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X is "I LOVE getting up this early!" - Nobody

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X is Condoms are cheaper than diapers, remember that:)

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X is Just because I missed you, doesn't mean I wished you were there!

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X is Misunderstandings happen when one person is clearly stupid.

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X is Dear Mr Sandman ~ I think you lost my Address!

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X is This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FriSatSun.

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