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I love to shop, but I’ll never buy your bull.
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01-19-2023 04:16
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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in face, but with words.
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07-07-2022 00:58
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I could really go for a pinata right about now. I’d love to beat the crap out of something and then have some candy.
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07-04-2022 02:56
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Keep your relationship fresh by writing each other love notes like, “I considered murdering you whilst ye slumbered in yon bedchambers.”
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06-28-2022 23:44
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Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home, they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
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05-24-2022 05:10
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In France you don’t say “I miss you.” You say, “Tu me manques,” which means “you are missing from me.” I love that.
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04-19-2022 10:42
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64 year old man: Making love to a younger woman may be fatal…. But if she dies, she dies.
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06-15-2022 01:41
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Love ~ Giving someone the power to destroy you and trusting them not to.
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05-12-2022 01:34
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Facebook reaction emoji’s look a lot like a relationship from start to finish. Like, Love, Ha-Ha, Wow, Crying, Angry.
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06-05-2022 02:54
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Roses are lame, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake.
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05-06-2022 19:43
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Date a cat owner. They love something that doesn’t even like them back.
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06-03-2022 02:52
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There is sex without love, and there is love without sex. Then there is you, without both.
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04-11-2022 02:17
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Love when the washing machine gets to the angry part, let it out girl.
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04-28-2022 01:37
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I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
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07-30-2022 01:56
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I love when people ask, “How’s a person like you single?” I’m mentally ill.
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06-30-2022 00:59
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Tell your friends you love them. Tell them a lot. Make it weird.
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04-12-2022 21:51
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
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08-05-2022 02:14
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The Poet: Why do you write? he asked. So, I can take my love for you and give it to the world, I reply. Because you won’t take it from me.
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05-12-2022 01:36
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Ladies, love your man like them bi!ches in your head do.
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04-26-2022 01:55
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Love means having to say you’re sorry every fifteen minutes.
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08-08-2022 03:00
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