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   messageicon They say 1in every 3 people cheat in a relationship. I'm not sure if its my wife or my girlfriend.
←Rate | 10-06-2012 07:44 by zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Royal family are said to be "disappointed" over a French magazine publishing pictures of Kate Middleton topless. Me too, they're tiny.
←Rate | 09-15-2012 07:07 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A little boy asks his dad, "Is it possible to get AIDS from a public toilet seat?" His dad replies, "Only if you sit down before the other guy stands up!"
←Rate | 08-30-2012 11:46 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon After one too many remarks about her weight, my wife went berserk. She screamed, "If you keep up with these fat jokes, you'll drive me to suicide!" "Well I'd have to, you wouldn't walk would you?" I replied.
←Rate | 08-30-2012 11:37 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry if you don't like my Honesty. But to be fair I don't like your lies
←Rate | 08-28-2012 02:50 by zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.
←Rate | 08-19-2012 14:27 by zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Don't you play stupid with me!" shouted my wife. "Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?" I replied.
←Rate | 08-19-2012 07:27 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alien 1: “Did the humans get our message?” Alien 2: “Yeah, but they named it dubstep and dance to it.”
←Rate | 08-16-2012 01:23 by zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter how much you shake & dance, the last few drop fall in your pants
←Rate | 08-13-2012 13:40 by zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finished I couldn't believe it when my wife demanded sex the other night just before the start of the 100 meter's final but I have to say, I was pleased with my performance.I finished before Bolt.
←Rate | 08-11-2012 16:59 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  



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