x Funny Status Messages

   The Left wants everything in the world to be electric or run on batteries? Start with the border wall!

   Going back to your ex is like reheating McDonald’s fries

   My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that.

   My legs have decided to take part in 'no shave November'... By the looks of things they started in September.

   Can we stop with all the stupid religion posts?! So you guys have differing opinions.. GREAT! Take it somewhere else-

   Sometimes... when I'm bored, I lay on the kitchen floor and pretend to be a crumb (o O)

   76 Chinese Medals... imprint on back ....Made in China... Coincidence...I think NOT!

   starin at a fluorescent light Above him watchin the dust bunny fall like snow.

   In preparation for 2012, I am building an Ark. I am going to to need two of everything, Two Blonds, Two Brunettes and Two Redheads.

   "Look, there's a difference between 'ninja' and 'ninjer'."