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   messageicon What I like about dogs is you can lock them in the basement over night. And in the morning their glad to see you. Your wife on the other isn't.
←Rate | 09-21-2017 01:54 by Will Comments (2)  


   messageicon Has anyone ever noticed the & symbol looks like a man dragging his a$$ across the floor?
←Rate | 05-28-2012 09:54 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate nerds who coverup their answers. Like come on bro lets work together.
←Rate | 05-25-2012 08:40 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's 4:20 on 4/20! Do you know where your bong is?
←Rate | 04-20-2012 05:20 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cab to go to bar: 30 dollars 4 rounds of beer to get your friend to tell you your ex is now a stripper: 70 dollars The look on your ex's face when you shove a single in her buttcrack: PRICELESS!
←Rate | 03-30-2012 17:54 by Will Comments (1)  


   messageicon It's national cleavage day. Let's honor this holiday ladies.....
←Rate | 03-30-2012 15:29 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Class reunions are pointless now. Because of Facebook I see all you f*ckers everyday.
←Rate | 03-23-2012 04:47 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say you can't make jokes about blind people, just watch me.
←Rate | 02-16-2012 02:17 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys socialize by making fun of each other, but they don't mean it. Girls socialize by giving compliments to each other but they don't meant it either.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 05:01 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon No woman will ever be truely satisfied on valentines day, because no man will ever have a chocolate peni$ that ejacul@tes money.
←Rate | 02-07-2012 09:51 by Will Comments (1)  



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