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   messageicon I don't like to think of death as losing someone...i like to think of it as gaining a ghost!!
←Rate | 02-23-2011 19:11 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who needs a ladder, when you have a chair...and some toes.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 21:25 by Wendy Rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon My new years resolution is act like I am interested in your new years resolution
←Rate | 01-01-2011 01:02 by wendy rafferty Comments (1)  


   messageicon Just once i'd like to write out a check in crayon..
←Rate | 12-29-2010 21:12 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just got a good deal on a hamster from a puppy mill...he's really cool, he doesn't even need a wheel because he has no feet...yeah I like to just move him around the cage every few hours :)
←Rate | 12-28-2010 18:47 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon He knows when you are sleeping...he knows when you're awake....oh my God I'm scared!!!
←Rate | 12-15-2010 17:22 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon every time a toy breaks...an elf gets beaten..
←Rate | 12-13-2010 20:52 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a little kid I use to wait for Mrs. Butterworth to talk to me but she never did......I HATE HER
←Rate | 12-02-2010 17:09 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I almost got to go skiing....but my husband got mad when he saw me spraying WD-40 on the bottom of his skis...
←Rate | 11-29-2010 21:41 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon REMEMBER:If you burn down your house on Thanksgiving....the Turkey wins.
←Rate | 11-25-2010 10:04 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  



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