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   messageicon Education is important, but opening the pubs is importanter.
←Rate | 05-13-2020 13:00 by Trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure the hotel receptionist was checking me out!
←Rate | 01-19-2019 16:01 by Trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some guy knocked on my door earlier today and said, "I have a parcel for your next door neighbour." I replied, "You've got the wrong house then mate."
←Rate | 01-29-2018 12:46 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You the bomb" "No, you the bomb" - A compliment in America. An argument in the middle east.
←Rate | 12-29-2017 01:49 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I took my ex out last night, it only took one punch! :)
←Rate | 01-28-2017 14:02 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it whenever I open a can of evaporated milk, it's still there?
←Rate | 05-25-2013 03:34 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I booked a nice table for two, then she tells me she doesn't like snooker, wtf?
←Rate | 02-14-2013 04:23 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to my Nike Fuelband, I've just masturbated for 4 miles.
←Rate | 12-31-2012 11:47 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 12.12.12 - It's a good day to test a microphone :)
←Rate | 12-12-2012 02:29 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lazy Fact #12983789127489: You were too lazy to read that number .
←Rate | 06-09-2012 00:53 by trickz100 Comments (0)  



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