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   messageicon Want to have some fun with your kids? Next time you're driving with them and you see a dead Deer on the side of the road say "Uh oh! Looks like Santa lost his temper again."
←Rate | 12-02-2014 18:12 by tmdavies31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't tell me anything about the new Harry Potter film! I still haven't seen the first 6 films.
←Rate | 07-18-2011 16:31 by tmdavies31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are more important things in life than money. The trouble is they all cost money.
←Rate | 11-29-2010 15:02 by tmdavies31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being honest doesn't mean you tell your Grandmother her breath stinks.
←Rate | 11-28-2010 12:30 by tmdavies31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody loved poor Rudolph, until his birth defect served a purpose...nice story for the kids
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:32 by tmdavies31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking i'm going to hand out pretzels and bruised apples for Halloween this year
←Rate | 10-26-2010 14:01 by tmdavies31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dora the explorer is here illegally
←Rate | 10-10-2010 16:53 by tmdavies31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon duck....duck...duck...grey goose!
←Rate | 10-06-2010 21:17 by tmdavies31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon chloraseptic tastes like the smell of a new shower curtain
←Rate | 10-06-2010 15:41 by tmdavies31 Comments (1)  


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