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   messageicon So is Tom Brady related to Marcia, Greg & Cindy ?
←Rate | 01-19-2020 20:10 by Tallmtnman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I once told my friend I was attacked by a shark. He said, "Did you punch it on the nose?" I said, "No, it just attacked me for no reason."
←Rate | 12-19-2017 17:46 by Tallmtnman Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Denver Broncos today announced Al Bundy as their new starting Quarterback.
←Rate | 11-30-2017 13:49 by TallMtnMan Comments (3)  


   messageicon Just been to the gym for the 5th time in a week, and people are saying things like "well done!", "that's so impressive!", and "you can't come in here just to use the vending machine
←Rate | 11-26-2017 10:59 by Tallmtnman Comments (1)  


   messageicon The sales of sexbots have been skyrocketing. I wonder if they make an underage one? That's gonna be the hot seller among Hollywood and Democrats.
←Rate | 11-21-2017 15:28 by TallMtnMan Comments (4)  


   messageicon "Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow" sound terrifying.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 12:46 by TallMtnMan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok, I've never thought much of Hugh Hefner, but you have to appreciate the irony. The creator of Playboy expires on a Wednesday-Hump Day.
←Rate | 09-28-2017 12:44 by TallMtnMan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Top 5 things I stare into: 1) My phone. 2) The fridge. 3) Space. 4) The abyss. 5) Your windows.
←Rate | 01-27-2017 11:19 by TallMtnMan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has anyone else considered the romantic possibilities of nachos and naps?
←Rate | 01-11-2017 20:09 by TallMtnMan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Adele: Hello. Lionel Richie : Hello is it me you're looking for? Pink Floyd : Hello. Hello. Is anybody in there? Me: This conference call sucks.
←Rate | 02-19-2016 11:57 by TallMtnMan Comments (0)  



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