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   messageicon if I had a peso for every lame mafia wars update you posted this week, I could afford to put a real hit on your azz!
←Rate | 07-30-2010 22:54 by rush1oc Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had a nickel for every time I ignored your petville request, I could buy the L.A. Zoo..
←Rate | 07-29-2010 18:51 by rush1oc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is a whole new day to f*ck up!
←Rate | 07-29-2010 18:40 by rush1oc Comments (0)  


   messageicon beer: the reason I get up every afternoon..
←Rate | 07-29-2010 18:39 by rush1oc Comments (0)  


   messageicon i am always right, never wrong, one time I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong...
←Rate | 07-29-2010 02:04 by rush1oc Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I wanted any lip from you, i'd rattle my zipper..
←Rate | 07-29-2010 02:03 by rush1oc Comments (0)  


   messageicon If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
←Rate | 07-15-2010 00:54 by rush1oc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
←Rate | 07-15-2010 00:52 by rush1oc Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you suddenly find you cannot fix it, screw it up so nobody else can !
←Rate | 07-15-2010 00:51 by rush1oc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
←Rate | 07-15-2010 00:49 by rush1oc Comments (0)  



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