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   messageicon Monday sounds alot like "Mundane"...just sayin...:(
←Rate | 08-08-2011 09:28 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon New concept: Thinking of writing a book that will be nowhere near as good as the movie.
←Rate | 08-07-2011 11:35 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon HEY! Dude at the crosswalk, hitting that button repeatedly doesn't make the light change any faster. STOP DOING THAT!
←Rate | 08-01-2011 22:25 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not saying she was stupid, but I asked her how to spell Mississippi and she said 'the river or the state?'
←Rate | 07-20-2011 15:11 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear razor companies: 4 blades, seriously? If you really wanna impress me you will invent a shaving hatchet!
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:07 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Call me childish, but I can't help chuckling to myself whenever I see a senior citizen point at something using their middle finger.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 10:38 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear children,stop wondering what I am. I'm a star! You just said it like two seconds ago. Sincerely, Twinkle Twinkle
←Rate | 06-15-2011 23:55 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't accept blame well, but it's not my fault.
←Rate | 05-13-2011 20:10 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you were raised Catholic when you're watching Star Wars and hear "the force be with you" and you respond "and also with you."
←Rate | 05-10-2011 23:37 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon FaceBook account for sale....Friends included!
←Rate | 05-09-2011 00:42 by punkie Comments (0)  



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