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   messageicon You will unlikely ever be the oldest person on the planet, but for a brief moment you held the record for the youngest.
←Rate | 05-23-2014 19:27 by mikem Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to a government shutdown, no one is "Engineering the electricals."
←Rate | 10-01-2013 21:43 by MikeM Comments (2)  


   messageicon "One, two, Freddy's comin' for you... Three, four, you'd better lock your door..." oh wait, wrong holiday!
←Rate | 09-13-2013 06:15 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon After the VMAs people everywhere are saying that Miley Cyrus is the most talentless, disappointing girl in the music industry... I'm sorry, but please don't take that title away from Justin Bieber..
←Rate | 08-27-2013 22:45 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teaching my kids some nursery rhymes for the first time... Damn you Andrew Dice Clay!
←Rate | 07-31-2013 19:58 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon My first cup of coffee is enjoyed with silence, thank you for understanding.
←Rate | 06-08-2013 08:47 by MikEM Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I say, "That's interesting", don't assume it is, or that you are right or that I even I agree with you; most likely it means I am not really listening...
←Rate | 05-01-2012 17:31 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love "words with friends" so much I wish they would make it a board game.
←Rate | 01-19-2012 20:54 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank goodness Jon Bon Jovi is alive after all, Nickleback would be nothing without him.
←Rate | 12-19-2011 22:04 by MikeM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alarm, snooze, check Facebook...
←Rate | 12-17-2011 07:49 by MikeM Comments (0)  



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