mhenry Funny Status Messages

   Alone is not bad, remember to be murdered is normally in the company off at least one other person

   Don't worry about it, the next man no matter how much he is smiling and acting like they got it together is struggling too! Keep fighting.

   Too bad people can't smell their own breath, this guy came to solicit at my front door this morning and his breath was scalding. He needed a Listerine popsicle!

   Banks today are sending out pre-declined offers!

   I felt like an escaped hostage after finally getting off the phone with this long winded guy...do

   NFL= National Flag League

   Working with 4 women and married to another, I don't forsee being a polygamist anytime in my future

   Life lesson....never put Preparation H next to the toothpaste in the morning.....YUCK!

   You can't say your girlfriend is a multi-tasker but she likes gangbangs!

   Big decision, watching the World Cup vs watching paint dry. Watching paint dry wins!