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   messageicon Love me like Oprah loves bread!
←Rate | 02-07-2016 14:07 by McKibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon RadioShack has announced plans to close 1,000 stores throughout the U.S. RadioShack customers were very upset when they got the news on their pagers.
←Rate | 03-05-2014 14:34 by McKibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon Researchers in Hawaii recently put webcams on the fins of sharks so they could get a firsthand view of what the sharks see. The first thing they saw: a shark eating the guy who strapped a webcam on its fin.
←Rate | 03-05-2014 14:31 by McKibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon On Monday, Chipotle will begin selling tofu burritos in the New York area. So if you love burritos, and you love tofu . . . you probably don’t exist.
←Rate | 03-04-2014 10:16 by McKibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon On Thursday, the captain of the crashed cruise ship Costa Concordia went back to the wreck for the first time since the accident. Said the captain, “It looks so different sober."
←Rate | 03-04-2014 10:15 by McKibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you suddenly find 715 new planets, is that a discovery or were you just not looking hard enough in the first place?
←Rate | 02-28-2014 15:31 by McKibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yesterday in California a couple walking their dog found $10 million worth of rare coins buried in the ground. It's the biggest stash of coins found since Oprah had her couch cushions cleaned.
←Rate | 02-27-2014 12:12 by McKibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon The FDA has approved a new camera that can be swallowed so that doctors can look at the inside of their patients' bodies. So to answer your question: Yes, selfies CAN get worse
←Rate | 02-27-2014 12:10 by McKibben Comments (1)  


   messageicon After facing backlash from customers, Subway says it will remove a chemical in its bread that’s also found in yoga mats. Some people were like, “You mean I’ve been eating a dangerous chemical?” While most people were like, “You mean I can eat my
←Rate | 02-08-2014 13:37 by McKibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon Circus Peanuts, Little Debbie jelly rolls and all the ingredients for meth.
←Rate | 02-06-2014 16:02 by McKibben Comments (0)  



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