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   messageicon I guess having voices in your head isn't so bad if it's James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman.
←Rate | 07-28-2010 20:06 by mat2sm00th Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just sprayed my wife with Axe body spray. Now I'm just waiting for a bunch of hot chicks to come rip her clothes off like on those commercials.
←Rate | 06-17-2010 15:04 by mat2sm00th Comments (0)  


   messageicon got to heavens gate and god sent me back.....the good die young, I aint eligible for that
←Rate | 04-10-2010 09:38 by mat2sm00th Comments (0)  


   messageicon The more you watch Maury the less your kids look like you.
←Rate | 02-19-2010 11:54 by mat2sm00th Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every womans' dream is a nice big wedding. Every mans' nightmare is a nice big wedding
←Rate | 12-13-2009 20:27 by mat2sm00th Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're not a douche because you paint your face and dress up with spikes on your shoulder pads, you're a douche because you're a Raiders fan!!!
←Rate | 11-27-2009 18:27 by mat2sm00th Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you're single and unhappy, try being married!
←Rate | 11-27-2009 14:33 by mat2sm00th Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hear MJ was on a number of rx drugs, weighed 112lbs, and could barely speak moments before his death. where can I get my wife that prescription?
←Rate | 06-29-2009 16:47 by mat2sm00th Comments (0)  


   messageicon Scientists have found a ground breaking, all natural way to cure insomnia. They call it church.
←Rate | 06-25-2009 11:57 by mat2sm00th Comments (0)  


   messageicon thought john and kate plus eight was a porno.
←Rate | 06-18-2009 23:13 by mat2sm00th Comments (0)  


   messageicon figured out a way to turn my dishwasher into a snow remover. I handed my wife a shovel
←Rate | 06-16-2009 21:47 by mat2sm00th Comments (0)  


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