lkl627 Funny Status Messages

   I feel like Donald Trump had his wisdom teeth taken out, but the anesthesia never wore off.

   Although 2016 was expected, Apple has announced the coming year will only be 2015s.

   From the Paris Climate Change Conference: Santa is required to put solar panels in the stockings of naughty kids.

   Immigration puns are funny but they cross the line.

   I expect to see a speeding ticket for a DeLorean going at least 89MPH today.

   Secure passwords are important. So I named my dog "x_9J6B=oM%"

   The race to get Dad a Christmas present usually ends in a tie.

   People who work on their tablets all day and play games all night burn the Kindle at both ends.

   If Santa's helper takes a picture in the mirror, is that an elfie?

   I don't think NORAD should be publishing the location of Santa. This is just the sort of information we don't want the terrorists to have.