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   messageicon I got blown out in my Fantasy Hurricane League this weekend
←Rate | 08-28-2011 12:12 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't that swirling graphic the weather channels show of Irene look like a sonogram? I keep thinking the whole east coast is pregnant... and 'The Situation' is the father
←Rate | 08-27-2011 15:10 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon maybe they should make a game for your phone where you can shoot women into the air with a slingshot and try to destroy everything men say and call it ANGRY B*TCHES
←Rate | 08-25-2011 17:36 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon they should cast Demi as Ashton's girlfriend and rename the show - 'Two and a half decades older'
←Rate | 08-10-2011 15:43 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon our economy has Dow Syndrome
←Rate | 08-04-2011 16:36 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon they need full length mirrors at the self-checkout line in the grocery store
←Rate | 07-21-2011 10:15 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon i like to fast forward through menopause commercials
←Rate | 07-12-2011 20:41 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Casey Anthony didn't pay her taxes, she'd be in prison right now
←Rate | 07-06-2011 15:46 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon facebook should have a 'I AM ON THE RAG' notification for women
←Rate | 07-01-2011 23:19 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook Friends = 427 Friends When I have To Move = 0
←Rate | 06-24-2011 20:28 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon CANADA - Crying About Never Actually Defeating Americans¬†
←Rate | 06-16-2011 12:05 by levon Comments (1)  


   messageicon just downloaded this new app called iColi... it's sick!
←Rate | 06-11-2011 13:21 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon shouldn't the DMV have a drive thru?
←Rate | 06-11-2011 13:09 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's happy hour somewhere in somebody's vagina
←Rate | 06-10-2011 22:14 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon i think i'd have to be pretty hammered to see Thor
←Rate | 06-05-2011 13:47 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon i almost rather burn than have to change my smoke detector battery
←Rate | 06-03-2011 23:51 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Extreme Makeover is spinning off a new series starring Donald Trump... it's called Extreme Combover
←Rate | 05-31-2011 23:39 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon looks like Bin Laden's episode of Cribs didn't go that well
←Rate | 05-03-2011 18:04 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon happy green vomit day!
←Rate | 03-18-2011 09:40 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon the band Nine Inch Nails should change their name to 'No Amount of Toilet Paper Helps'
←Rate | 02-27-2011 16:39 by levon Comments (0)  



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