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   messageicon “... of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.” Matthew 24:36..If God has not even revealed to his own son the date the world will end, I doubt he has revealed it to Harold Camping.
←Rate | 05-18-2011 23:15 by joe fool Comments (0)  


   messageicon no matter how many years go by I still always end up getting banished to the kid table.
←Rate | 12-25-2010 00:40 by joe fool Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tip for the day: Don't throw manure into the wind.
←Rate | 04-03-2010 18:06 by joe fool Comments (0)  


   messageicon I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!
←Rate | 02-05-2010 21:37 by joe fool Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.
←Rate | 02-05-2010 21:26 by joe fool Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why did some make a 'Piñata Endangerment Awareness' group on facebook??
←Rate | 02-04-2010 23:10 by joe fool Comments (0)  


   messageicon The confetti in times square, I bet that came from Edward Cullen farting.
←Rate | 01-01-2010 12:20 by joe fool Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't believe in the moon. I think it's just the back of the sun.
←Rate | 12-29-2009 14:21 by joe fool Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex is for two things: making babies and revenge.
←Rate | 12-29-2009 14:00 by joe fool Comments (0)  


   messageicon you're oddly sophisticated in a paradoxal mannor leaving me in this difficult conundrum. it puzzles me beyond recovery. I spend weeks crying because I cannot liberate myself from this bewildered state. I even began to think that my dog was a large gerbil.
←Rate | 12-27-2009 10:36 by joe fool Comments (0)  



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