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   messageicon Note to all my FB Friends: As we all know, the end of the world will be tomorrow. So with that being said.... I think you are all a bunch of idiots!
←Rate | 12-20-2012 15:07 by joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roethlisberger is still out?.... Man, mace must last longer than I thought...
←Rate | 12-02-2012 19:17 by joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon i only pay my cell phone bill when they disconnect my phone.....
←Rate | 06-28-2012 10:13 by joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet the YMCA dance is alot harder to do in Chinese.
←Rate | 03-14-2012 13:05 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon a new report found that Facebook greatly reduces people's attention thingys whatever
←Rate | 02-11-2012 19:01 by joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon alone with the kids for the weekend. I have 18 hours of Pixar movies and a squirt gun full of high-fructose corn syrup. Should be fine.
←Rate | 02-11-2012 19:00 by joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon seems to care less about trees when I'm drying my hands in a public bathroom.
←Rate | 02-11-2012 18:58 by joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I like to send a text un purpose to the wrong person to see their reaction
←Rate | 01-13-2012 09:46 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother George. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's George.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 13:16 by JOE Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its a stank fishy smell in the air...the prostitutes must be overheating
←Rate | 07-29-2011 14:51 by joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women, you can't live with them, and they can't pee standing up!!!
←Rate | 06-24-2011 07:26 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon "an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery."
←Rate | 03-25-2011 16:04 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking: French warplanes engaging Libyan air force. Related: France surrenders to Libya.
←Rate | 03-20-2011 05:20 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is Germany sitting out the no-fly Zone? Uh, history of losing in N. Africa?
←Rate | 03-20-2011 05:18 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon statistics show that 1 out of 20 of us live next door to a conivcted pedophile, not me though, I live next to two stunning 16 year olds.
←Rate | 03-05-2011 08:32 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon , "so let me get this straight. Sex and the City is about three hookers and their mom?".
←Rate | 01-31-2011 21:25 by Joe Comments (4)  


   messageicon treat everything like a dog would. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
←Rate | 01-30-2011 00:29 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon a Japanese Atheist. He doesn't believe in Godzilla.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 13:48 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon come to the conclusion, that boxer briefs are like a bra for my balls
←Rate | 12-09-2010 23:56 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon today, when I asked my dad why wedding dresses are white, he replied; "son, all household appliances come in white".
←Rate | 12-07-2010 13:42 by Joe Comments (1)  


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