jgmitts Funny Status Messages

   Great day with family, great food but right now I am egg-zausted!

   If the Easter Bunny leaves you Jelly Beans, don't eat the brown ones.

   Mutton Chops will never go out of style in my eyes.

   That was delicious corn on the cob. If you could have seen me enjoying it you would have thought I was a corn star.

   I got so much crap to do and I'm sitting around like a dingleberry.

   I swear I have more hair on the left side of my head. That's weird.

   I had excellent grilled chicken for dinner that I'm actually enjoying the taste of my burps.

   Girl scout cookies just came, no time for Facebook!

   I just ate the chocolate off of 6 peanut butter eggs and now I have a pile of peanut butter... Yeah boyee!!!!!!!!

   I spill things :(