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   messageicon If it ain't KRAFT Mac and Cheese, it ain't Mac and Cheese!!!!
←Rate | 12-08-2014 14:46 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Still can't believe Skeletor and Stretch Armstrong sold out and started selling cars.....
←Rate | 12-07-2014 15:05 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does my car want my ears to explode when I open a back window?
←Rate | 10-11-2014 14:31 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't believe Razor Companys are making any money.....$40 for 10 blades thet cost $.25 to make???
←Rate | 12-29-2013 10:51 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be beautiful on the inside.....eat more glitter!!
←Rate | 03-06-2013 09:43 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wish I could pick which brain cells the alcohol kills....There's ALOT of crap I wish I could forget about.....
←Rate | 03-06-2013 09:37 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Q) Why was the Snowman so happy? A) He saw the SnowBlower coming!!!!
←Rate | 12-03-2011 09:32 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon This years NBA season so far has been the best one I can ever remember
←Rate | 11-18-2011 22:05 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if the person who invented trail mix actually discovered it when they were cleaning out their car and moved their kids' car seats.
←Rate | 11-18-2011 22:04 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got the new Payton Manning Bobble Head Doll....But the head won't move!!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 09:40 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Her: The trash needs taken' out....Me (pushing trash down): NOPE, it's good!!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 09:39 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was watching my dog lick himself when I though "I'm gonna try that".....He bit me!!!!
←Rate | 08-12-2011 23:28 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because I'm drive, doesn't mean I can't drunk!!!
←Rate | 08-12-2011 23:17 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hopefully today I don't have any unknown kids coming to my door with gifts.....Happy Fathers Day anyways......
←Rate | 06-19-2011 10:11 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wish Adam would have spent more than just a rib.....
←Rate | 06-10-2011 23:02 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I told my car it's okay for it to tell me if it's a transformer. It didn't answer. I assume it's just waiting for the right moment.
←Rate | 06-10-2011 22:59 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know the person on the other end of the phone is comfortable with you when you can hear the toilet flushing.....
←Rate | 06-10-2011 13:04 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bought the new Kurt Cobain Bobble Head doll....but now the d@mn head keeps popping off it.....
←Rate | 06-03-2011 09:12 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the NBA wants to increase viewers, they should start playing FOOTBALL!!!
←Rate | 05-18-2011 21:30 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the person that first took a Peanut, covered it with Chocolate and a Candy Coat and Stamped a "M" on it....THANK YOU!!!
←Rate | 04-20-2011 16:38 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


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